Communists Say: Indiana Jones 4 Starting Another Cold War

Russian Communist Party members are none too happy with the new movie “Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull,” citing a distortion of history.

In the new Indiana Jones film, an evil KGB agent played bu Cate Blanchett is competing with the famed archeologist to find a mystical and powerful crystal skull.

Viktor Perov, a Communist Party member from St. Petersburg, complains:

“What galls is how together with America we defeated Hitler, and how we sympathized when Bin Laden hit them. But they go ahead and scare kids with Communists. These people have no shame…”

Another party member, Andrei Gindos, said:

“Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett (are) second-rate actors, serving as the running dogs of the CIA. We need to deprive these people of the right of entering the country…”

Unavailable for comment:

Advertisements

One response to “Communists Say: Indiana Jones 4 Starting Another Cold War

  1. Communism in Russia? When has the Communists not try to get nations to turn agaisnt America?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s