In the new Indiana Jones film, an evil KGB agent played bu Cate Blanchett is competing with the famed archeologist to find a mystical and powerful crystal skull.
Viktor Perov, a Communist Party member from St. Petersburg, complains:
“What galls is how together with America we defeated Hitler, and how we sympathized when Bin Laden hit them. But they go ahead and scare kids with Communists. These people have no shame…”
Another party member, Andrei Gindos, said:
“Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett (are) second-rate actors, serving as the running dogs of the CIA. We need to deprive these people of the right of entering the country…”
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