New Service Sends You Email After The Rapture

Read about this on the Christian Newswire via The Raw Feed. What’s even more news to me than this particular post-Rapture messaging service is this line from the Christian Newswire piece:

“Unlike other post-Rapture mailing services, the You’ve Been Left Behind website allows the customer to edit all documents and addresses at any time.”

Unlike OTHER post-Rapture mailing services? There’s more than one? is this a whole cottage industry I somehow missed?

The Rapture, according to the Bible, is when Jesus Christ comes back and takes all true believers to heaven. All the true believers will up and disappear, hence creating a need for an automatic email delivery service to the heathens.

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2 responses to “New Service Sends You Email After The Rapture

  1. At the risk of sounding nitpicky, Rapture isn’t in the Bible. Rather, it was coined by premillenial dispensationalists back in the 1880s by mixing and matching (and then liberally interpreting) several different Biblical prophecies.

  2. the king in shreds and tatters

    So don’t ask the Pope about it, cause he’ll lay the smackdown on ya.

    How will the service tell you haven’t just been abducted by aliens? You get back the next morning all knocked up with xeno-hybrids and all your friends are flagellating or something. How embarrassing!

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