A 57-year-old man in Japan got the shock of his life when he discovered a 58-year-old woman was living in his closet on-and-off for about a year. He initially became suspicious when the food started disappearing from his refrigerator, and a security camera confirmed his fears.
The woman had smuggled a mattress and several plastic bottles in her temporary residence, and, when confronted by police, said she had no place to live.
Then the man and woman realized that fate had thrown them together, and decided to get married, which I’m totally making up because it would have been really cool. I mean, can’t you see the American remake of this story with Adam Sandler and Sarah Jessica Parker?