Okay, you pegged me: I just like posting news stories about thongs.
A Los Angeles woman was allegedly almost blinded by a thong-fitting gone horribly wrong. Now the 52-year-old woman is suing Victoria’s Secret.
The woman claims that when she was trying on the thong, one of its metallic decorative pieces flew off and hit her in the eye. According to documents posted on The Smoking Gun website, the deadly underwear in question was “Sexy little thing, low-rise v-string.”
I didn’t know you could try on thongs in dressing rooms. I guess they have that little “hygiene strip” you can take off. But I don’t want to handle underwear that have components that have been up other people’s butts. Do you really need to try it on? Couldn’t you just sort of look at it and make a guesstimate?