In an apparent turnaround from his previous insinuation that Shia LaBeouf’s character Mutt from Indy IV might take over the franchise, George Lucas now insists that is not the way it’s going to go down.
“No no no no, dear heavens no, no no no no no no,” Lucas was reported to have said.
He also reportedly said,
“No no no no no no no no golly no.”
Meanwhile, LaBeouf continues to recover from a car accident that left his fingers crushed and his arm temporarily out-of-commission:
We’re pulling for you, Shia.
He pities the fool who doesn’t read the Bible!
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10.Twitter During A Zombie Apocalypse
Starting what just might be a zombie theme this Tuesday (or, even better, a drag zombie theme)
9. Hello Kitty Antivirus and Firewall
Not as cool as the Hello Kitty vibrator, maybe not even as useful — but still pretty awesome.
8. Radio Controlled Mechagodzilla 1974
I’m naming my first child this.
7. Walmart Rattlesnakes
One more reason Walmart is evil.
6. Jim Carrey Wears Jenny McCarthy’s Bathing Suit
They’re so poor they have to share swimwear.
5. The Spiritual Effect Of Shrooms
4. Gillian Anderson In Esquire
No nudity, but side-boobage.
3. Rubik’s Cubes Given To Octopuses
This is why scientists get the big money.
2. Smoke Detector Starts Fire
M. Night Shyamalan says: “What a twist!”
1. Felted Chicken
Strangely sensual and most definitely tactile.
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