The lovable nymphomaniac who never catches any major sexually-transmitted diseases is a staple of the television sitcom. Here are ten.
10. Gomez and Morticia Addams, “The Addams Family”
This amorous duo apparently haven’t let domestic life put a damper on their sex life, as they can’t keep their hands off of each other. Bonus: kinky hardware in the family room!
9. Kelly Bundy, “Married With Children”
Ah, what’s more a topic for hilarious situation comedy than a teenage girl indiscriminatingly sleeping around with boys that are no good for her? Though she did have a steady beau, of sorts (played by David Boreanaz).
8. Dan Fielding, “Night Court”
Dan was a sex-obsessed prosecutor who made the life of fellow attorney Christine Sullivan miserable (was there no sexual harassment rules in Judge Harry’s court?).
7. Chef, “South Park”
Chef was a trusted father-figure to the boys at South Park, as well as having one of the best Salty Balls recipes in town and sleeping with Cartman’s mom (who deserves her own place on our list).
6. Charlie Harper, “Two and A Half Men”
Will that scamp Charlie ever settle down? Will he ever realize just what a great woman he has in Rose? Will he ever get tested for STDs? Or was that an episode already?
5. Blanche Devereaux, “Golden Girls”
Saucy Blanche considered her advancing age a mere hiccup in her plan to bed half the eligible men in Miami.
4. Larry Dallas, “Three’s Company”
Larry was a used car salesman who used the same pitches to sell old Dodges that he utilized to pick up chicks. Somehow always managed to find nymphomaniac ex-gymnast Swedish twins who were stewardesses to sleep with.
3. Barney Stinson, “How I Met Your Mother”
Originator of the Hot/Crazy graph for assessing chicks, which won him special mention at the last Nobel Awards ceremony.
2. Glenn Quagmire, “Family Guy”
Giggity.
1. The Fonz, “Happy Days”
Our winner for biggest TV Sitcom Sex Maniac would have to be Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli, whose sexual escapades were legendary — though mostly implied. As a child, I just thought he had a lot of friends who were girls and whose phone numbers he kept on the restroom wall.
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